Thursday 16 July 2009

Fashion Items Fat Girls Should NEVER Wear!

It REALLY gets on my LAST nerve when women wear things that are OBVIOUSLY not suited to them! This is my top:

-3/4 Length Sleeves
Um, ladies? Have you noticed that these sleeves make your entire arm look fatter? Have you realised that these sleeves make you look like you have ankles where your wrists should be? Long or short girls. No in betweens when it comes to sleeves!








- Cropped Trousers
You've seen them, right? Trousers with a hem about 6 or 7 inches from the ankle and not snug to the leg but a straight leg so it flaps about when they walk? They're horrible on skinny girls and 100 times worse on fat girls! It just looks like there's either not enough woman to fill a pair of shorts or not enough material to make a proper pair of trousers. On top of that, it gives you cankles!






- Kitten Heel Shoes
These tend to be either pointy toed or slip on strappy or sling back. Either way, you look like you, A. broke the shoe, B. are about to break the shoe, C. are about to topple over or D. like you stuffed pillows into a pair of shoes. Could be all of the above. Point is, make sure you wear shoes that at least LOOK like they can carry your fat ass more than 5 feet without breaking!





- Hipster Jeans
I'll admit even the not so fat are guilty of this as well. Do you actually look in the mirror when you try thing on? That's why there are so many of them in the dressing room at the store girls! Do you REALLY think it looks cute to have your rolls hang over your belt like a life preserver made of skin?






Rant over. Thanks for reading.

6 comments:

  1. i was googling around and i found this. i super-like your post!

    the hipster jeans - i called it MUFFIN

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  2. THANK YOU for the kitty heel comment...

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  3. hahaha hipster=mufffiinntopppp!!

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  4. Hmm, but I happen to like looking at big, chubby girls. . . .

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  5. It seems like ALL jeans now a days are hipsters or low rise. They make all clothing now for people that weigh like 100 max. Not everyone is as skinny as america would like!

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  6. I love fat women in tight clothes. I think the woman in the white sleeveless shirt looks adorable. I would snuggle next to her

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